Many people judge others by their looks or their cars or their clothes. I like to make it a little more complex. For example, I enjoy judging people by what they drink. I used to work in a bar that served several different beers on tap, one of them being Coors Light. We offered 12 and 22 ounce mugs and I noticed almost all of my unfavorite people drank Coors Light on tap. I also noticed the larger mug of Coors Light went to the larger douchebags. I'm still skeptical of Coors Light draft drinkers.
I also criticize anyone that goes through the trouble of ordering a halfway decent tequila (such as Patron) chilled with salt and lime. Just go eat chips and salsa. Quit bothering me.
I also don't trust any man that can't have at least one shot of whiskey. I have several and I'm 5', 100 lbs and a female.
Don't get me wrong, I'm superficial as well. I just enjoy judging people so much I've added other ways to make fun of them.
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