There are two people I've never met that I think deserved to punched in the dick.
Toby Keith: Your "I Love This Bar" song is one of the worst things to ever happen to a jukebox. Everyone thinks they are the only one ever to play it and say "I love this bar" and I can't stand it. The song sucks. You suck. You released a song and then opened a bar of the same name. If I did that, my song and bar would be named "Toby Keith is a generic used tampon".
"Me love you long time" guy. Some white guy somewhere wrote this line and it has followed me my entire life. I don't talk like that. I don't want to sound like that. I hate how grammatically incorrect it is even as much as I hate the racism involved. If any Asian talks like that now, it's because of that line.
So be warned. You will get my fists of fury to the groin if I ever meet you.
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