I'll miss racism when I'm dead

I'm Asian.  I've been Asian for over 30 years.  I've already heard all the math jokes.  I know you've watched Asian porn and think of that every other time you look at me.  My name is not Kim.  I'm only pretending to think it's fun to watch you play "Guess where I'm from" and name every other option other than Korean, then proceed to dissect my physical appearance.  Saying you like Asian women is not really a heartwarming compliment and you're not the first to try that one.  Please strive to be original.  Racism is not original.  I promise.  I have no reason to lie.  I'm not a Jew.